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Over-sized Top Chocolate Chip Muffins

Posted by Johannesson June - 30 - 2016 Comments Off on Over-sized Top Chocolate Chip Muffins

The best part of a muffin? The top of course! So the larger and crisper the top, the better the muffin! Yields app. 6 large muffins Ingredients • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour • 1 tbsp baking powder • 1/4 tsp salt • 1 egg • 3/4 cup sugar • 1/3 cup oil • 1/3 cup milk or buttermilk • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chunks • raw sugar (optional) Assembly  [ Read More ]

Brownies – not perfect, just a tad better than other good recipes

Posted by Johannesson June - 30 - 2016 Comments Off on Brownies – not perfect, just a tad better than other good recipes

I’m not a fan of long redundant introductions to something as simple as a recipe. (I mean, who the hell gives a crap about the mood of the writer or to be hijacked for a walk down memory lane, when all we really want is the recipe?) Anyway, Brownies are supposed to be soft and chewy… these are. Ingredients • 100 g butter – margarine will do as well (+  [ Read More ]

SUMPRODUCT – the best kept secret of Excel

Posted by Johannesson April - 4 - 2016 Comments Off on SUMPRODUCT – the best kept secret of Excel

Are you tired of writing endless SUMIFS formulas to populate a matrix, array or similar? Well, “Hang on Robin, Batman is coming!” The Excel Guys struck gold with the 2003 release, and then failed to tell anyone. (I too would probably have kept the news of a gold-rush to myself)… But the SUMPRODUCT function is the answer to your prayers. Keep reading if you don’t believe me – hell, keep  [ Read More ]

Apple sponsored hijackware designed to promote iPhone upgrades?

Posted by Johannesson October - 10 - 2015 Comments Off on Apple sponsored hijackware designed to promote iPhone upgrades?

Is it me, or has Apple finally lost it? Conclusion: If you remember only one thing from this, let it be that unless you’re already committed to the iOS system, then forget Apple and go with a company which appreciates their loyal customers! That’s the bottom line – I make no illusion about my writing skills being adequate for keeping readers committed long enough to get through this text, so  [ Read More ]

Customer Segregation and Value Selling

Posted by Johannesson April - 16 - 2014 Comments Off on Customer Segregation and Value Selling

A few years back, I was assisting my father in an attempted market entry in Scandinavia for an air cleaning device (that actually worked wonders for a difference) called AiroCide. The value proposition varies depending on the market, and offers among others an appeal for fruit and vegetable producers, distributor and retailers. Through a technically intricate process developed by NASA, called Photo Catalytic Oxidization (PCO), it cleaned the air of  [ Read More ]

Why you shouldn’t use Nemlig.com

Posted by Johannesson December - 5 - 2013 Comments Off on Why you shouldn’t use Nemlig.com
Bamboo directly from China

Who am I to tell you not to use Nemlig.com?… Exactly, so I’ll just tell you why I won’t use them: If you don’t know Nemlig.com, then don’t bother getting to know them. However, this probably doesn’t make a whole lot of sense if you don’t know that it is an up and coming, for some reason successful, Danish online grocery store that delivers your groceries to your front door.  ‘Sound good,  [ Read More ]

Affirmative Action vs. Eternal Inequality

Posted by Johannesson December - 8 - 2011 Comments Off on Affirmative Action vs. Eternal Inequality
Inequality

“ Equal pay for equal work!” It sounds like an echo from 1968, a remnant from a bygone idealism, but it is indeed the parole telling us that the unions have engaged in yet another collective labor negotiation. Ever since the women acquired a right to vote, the same song has chimed from the unions in the traditional woman professions – well, probably before then, but at that time it  [ Read More ]

My Subscription for a Conscious Newspaper

Posted by Johannesson December - 8 - 2011 Comments Off on My Subscription for a Conscious Newspaper
Hyatt Shanghai

Let me state the obvious: It’s an amazing world we live in! No matter how quickly information spreads around the globe, or how many wars are fought, or natural disasters that are thrown our way, there’s always  just enough going on in the world to fill a newspaper. I look forward to the day when I buy a newspaper and find it to be four pages shorter than usual. I  [ Read More ]